I really need to get laid.
I’m going to act like I didn’t hear that. ehh…

I wake up at this time.
“Get up sleeping beauty” She said with a wink.
“Breakfast is served.”

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But I finally got some curly fries.
She giggled at his reaction, “You’re adorable!”

“Aw, thanks! I thought were friends.” she said,

Being sick is not how I thought I’d spend my weekend. Anyways, hello.
“Aww, hey!” she said with a smile.

“Everyone seems to want me to participate in this ‘Sexual Sunday’.”
“Not me,” she said, as she laughed.
